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Meanwhile, at the Palace.
Helen Mirren (disguised as The Queen): So, Mr Johnson, I hear you have offered Mr Farage a peerage.
Boris: Well, Dom did. Sort of.
Helen: You wish to make that grinning, gormless gob on a stick a Peer of the Realm?
Boris: Um...
Helen: You utter dick.
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